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YA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE PHANTOM! THE DIABOLICAL DISC DEMON!!!!!!!!!!

AFTER MONTHS OF RUMOR MONGERING, FRANTIC WHISPERS AND CLANDESTINE CONFERENCES IN SMOKE-FILLED PROHIBITION-ERA SPEAKEASIES,

I HAVE CHOSEN NOW TO REVEAL MYSELF

AND TAKE THE THRONE OF BLOOD

THAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!

AND ALL YOUR MUSIC TOO BECAUSE MUSIC IS P COOL!!!! YA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! THERE IS NO WHERE TO RUN IMO! BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU, YA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT MYSTERY, INC. IS FILLED WITH USELESS VIRGINS AND fabulous personS AND POTHEADS,

AND WHILE I AM OBV ALL THREE OF THOSE,

I FIND HYPOCRISY TO BE DELICIOUSLY EVIL!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT? YA-HAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEHEHE!

AND SO MYSTERY, INC. MUST BE DESTROYED! AND SO SHALL THEY BE!

BUT I CANNOT DO IT ALONE – FOR ONE GIGGLING, MANIACAL RAPECLOWN WOULD EASILY BE DISMISSED BY THESE TWATS

AS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR DRUG-ADDLED HALLUCINATIONS!