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You want to know why? I’LL TELL YOU WHY, ****!

* THE CROCODILIA CLbum AIN’T LIKE THOSE CHONDRICHTHYES ****ERS WITH THEIR WANNA-BE SCALES. THESE SCALES CONTAIN DAT KERATIN PROTEIN, BRO! THAT’S THE REAL ****!

* THE LARGEST SPECIES OF CROCODILES, THE SALTWATER CROCODILE, CAN BECOME LONGER THAN 6 METRES AND WEIGH UP TO 3000 POUNDS OR SOME ****! GODDAMN!

* DON’T GO TELLING ME ALLIGATORS AIN’T **** OUTSIDE OF WATER! THESE BAD BOYS CAN RUN UP TO 20 MILES PER HOURS! YO MAMA AIN’T GONNA OUTRUN THAT! **** YEAH!

* CROCODILES DON’T DO ****! AND THAT’S AWESOME! **** WORKING HARD, CHILLIN’ IN THE JUNGLE ALL DAY, BABY!

* YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? **** YEAH YOU LIKE DINOSAURS! CROCODILES ARE THE REPTILE CLOSEST TO THOSE ANCIENT ****S! TYRANOSAURUS CROC WILL **** UP YOUR ****!

* ALLIGATORS DON’T NEED NO PETA AND ALF ****! **** THAT ****! ALLIGATORS EAT PETA WORKERS, CUTE ANIMALS, AND YOUR FAMILY FOR LUNCH!

* CROCODILIANS CONSIST OF THREE PIMPING SPECIES: ALLIGAWESOMES, CROCOOLDILES, AND GAWINALS! **** YEAH!

* GAVIALS ALSO HAVE PIMPING SNOUTS! THOSE SNOUTS BRINGS ALL THE TURTLES TO THE YARD, BABY!

* BABY CROCODILES ARE SO ****ING CUTE EVEN OSAMA BIN LADEN WOULDN’T HURT ‘EM! **** FUR, SCALES FOR LIFE YO!

* ADULT CROCODILES ARE SO ****ING BADbum NOT EVEN OSAMA BIN LADEN DARES TO HURT ‘EM! 9/11 WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF THE TWIN TOWERS HAD SOME MOTHER****ING ‘GATORS! **** YEAH!

* CROCODILIANS ARE SO COOL, YOU CAN ONLY LIST FACTS ABOUT THEM IN CAPS LOOK! AND THAT’S A FACT!

And now you know why I like crocodilians. Have a further nice day.

Also…

**** sharks.

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