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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
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Union 352
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Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

I’m guessing you mean enjoy fantasy. Like you in a ski mask, bumaulting her while she’s doing her hair or something.

What you should do is make it real. Really surprise her. Barge in when she’s least expecting it, maybe sneak into her place while she’s at clbum. Duct tape the mouth, bind the limbs, maybe some chloroform or ether.

Do you have a car? You’re going to need one with a big trunk. Shove her on in there, make sure there’s nothing she can use to get free.

Do you have a secluded shack in the woods or some other isolated area? You’re going to need one.

Now, you could enjoy her, or you could leave her for a few days, preferably blindfolded so she has little idea of the pbumage of time.

No matter what path you take, as she’s slowly dieing, roll her over so she’s sees the banner that says Happy Birthday!

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 03/23/2009 9:08PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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