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Shii

Background: Pseudo-Christian Furfabulous person/Otherkin

Attacks: Moralfabulous personry, Religious Flamebate, Grammar Nazi, Cheerleading

Strategy: Lull him into a false sense of security by attacking someone else, to get him in his weakened cheerleading state and then hit him with Anti-Furry Spam

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MercWithMouth:

Background: Shii’s rl friend and personal bum licker

Attacks: Threaten Fake Script, bumume Too Much, Console The Noob

Strategy: It will start spewing bull**** about random things then threatened to activate a script which he claims will set you to ignore, though he has been shown to respond when sufficiently bumhurt, best course of attack to horrendously flame someone else until he responds to them in a consoling manner and then out him for his fake script and spam him with references to his Alt Falconfour

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Recommencer

Background: RL EMO and RL HOMOSEXUAL

Attacks: creep out, sexual advance, and overtly gay textual behavior

Strategy: Lull into a false sense of security by playing along with gayness then strike with discussion about how “GOD HATES fabulous personS”

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Generic Racist

Background: Closeted Homosexual with African American lover, Skinny white boy with low self esteem

Attacks: Nothing of any real merit. Mostly spamming and ****posting, comparable to fine upstanding member of society GOATSE or SEMC, don’t bother trying to troll him has his existence alone trolls him most effectively.