Boss Strategy:

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Shii

Background: libtard that believes he’s a wolf

Attacks: debate, flame

Strategy: Start by asking about his fursona. Flame said fursona. Challenge him to a debate, and then laugh at the fact that he wants to have a srs debate on idc. Once his defenses are down spam the phrase “that’s what shii said” until he goes down.

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MercWithMouth:

Background: probably some fat ****

Attacks: create script

Strategy: It will start the battle by creating a script that nullifies all your attacks. You will start the battle by asking it to create a script that will automatically kill fine upstanding member of societys. Quickly finish the beast with a barrage of anti-fine upstanding member of society reteric until it dies. If the creature manages to run it’s script you must start the battle over.

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Recommencer

Background: werido

Attacks: creep out, sexual advance

Strategy: Anti-fine upstanding member of society attacks are highly effective against it. Eventually it will start to ignore them though. Switch to a constant barrage of name quoting so you text appears bold. Then tell him your text is bold and that because of this, he is more likely to read it. End the battle by trying to befriend him and then use a bold, anti-fine upstanding member of society attack to send him home crying.

An alternative strategy is to constantly tell him you’re an alpha male. Since he’s a ****ing werido he was picked on by the jocks, bullies, cool dudes in school, causing a deep seeded hatred of alpha males.