Generic Racist Posted:

Dear Spagett,

I wanna to bang out a hot ****, but I don’t wanna have to work hard for that sweet vagoo. I lost my roofie connection years ago, so not go there. I usually just get em drunk and then swoop in for the easy kill, but this method has failed me as of late. Please halp Spagett, my balls are swollen with semen and have a blueish tint!

Best Regards,

Generic Racist

PS: fine upstanding member of society

Easy. Spike her beer with NyQuil. If she is dumb enough, you can convince her that it is green beer from St. Patric’s day. She should be out in an hour. Not that I condone this behavior. enjoy is wrong.