MercWithMouth: If only he didn’t take the pills.

HarryLongabaugh: he accidentally ate a whole bottle…

elionbel: all i care is that it makes me laugh.

MercWithMouth: He’d have been an inspiration to men around the world.

MercWithMouth: Lol. Oh, no. It wasn’t accidental. The participants are simply saying that to

HarryLongabaugh: really if i had to choose how i wanted to die that woule be it

Lollerman: And in the afterlife, he said “DANG, I knew I should’ve taken the red pill!”

MercWithMouth: spare him further disgrace in death!

Lollerman: Actually, my granpa died during intercourse.

MercWithMouth: I doubt that. He never even got to have sex. He died within minutes of ingesting the bottle.

HarryLongabaugh: you can either die a woman's genitals or overdose with two hot ****es with the proposition of $6000

MercWithMouth: Lol. That would be cool… But how did you find that out?

Lollerman: My granma felt guilty for 5 years before accepting the fact that he died just the way he always wanted.

Fenchurch: That was almost like speech.

MercWithMouth: I dunno. It sounds painful. Imagine your entire circulatory system rupturing at once.

Lollerman: Well, after the funeral, my granma would not speak for the following 4 days

Lollerman: then somebody actually asked her why.