After several grind-filled months, I’ve finally come to what should be more-or-less my final Troll build. Feel free to taste the fruits of my labors:

Upgrades:
You Little ****™ Starter Pack Level 4
Evil Level 9
T.R.O.L.L. Power Level 2
Egomania Level 7
Offense Level 47
Luck o’ the Filthy fine upstanding member of society Level 1 (or Thrift Shopper Level 1)
Recipes for Disaster (occasionally useful in forums like DENSA Low IQ Society, where Shock Sites sometimes leaves too many Pwnage Points over for Post Personal Information but not enough to warrant using Political Flamebait)

Equipment:
Book: What Do You Call a Democrat at the Bottom of the Ocean?
Computer: PruneServ™
Dogreat timesent File: INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc
Fetish: Tumorous Kidney
Glbumes: Versnatche™ Earbleeders
Music File: pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).h
Picture File: Where Da Gold At (Map).xpeg
Program File: useless program that only wastes space.exec
Special Item: Master Ball*
Surgical Procedure: Tonsil Regeneration
Video File: ****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda
Web Spider: Simple Web Spider™
*Or a Wireless Headset, hahahahahaha **** you

Attributes:
Ego: 703
Douchebaggery: 780
Offense: 164
Defense: 178
Luck: 24 (or 23)
Frugality: 22 (or 23)
Charisma: 47
Upkeep: 1

Damage:
Political Flamebait without Racial Tension: 4738
Political Flamebait with Racial Tension: 5142
Shock Sites without Racial Tension: 2978
Shock Sites with Racial Tension: 3232

With Racial Tension, Political Flamebait will now take out a Cosplay Central thread 100% of the time, and even without it, PF will kill a thread nearly all of the time. Shock Sites with Post Personal Information will be sufficient for a two-hit kill during the cooldown period. A twelve-thread instance will nearly always take 18 or 19 turns to defeat (ignoring healing), with the Troll being vulnerable to attack after six or seven of those turns respectively. On the defense side, Cosplay Central does an average of slightly less than 300 points per hit, meaning that the Troll can comfortably take two hits before needing to heal and does not have to worry about healing more often than is necessary. Using the estimate of Cosplay Central hitting half of the time, a Troll should expect to use three 5-HTPs on average during a twelve-thread instance. During a six-thread instance, the Troll would expect not to use any healing items at all on average.

With the Ego- and Defense-boosting effects of the Master Ball, it may now be possible to remove another level from Egomania with no difficulties. Any benefits from this would be rather small, however.

Man, I love being a Troll.
Pluvius edited this message on 04/05/2009 6:49PM