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Spagett

Avatar: 141179 2010-08-11 22:12:34 -0400

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Level 19 Permanoob

“Asshat”

Xemnas Posted:

Dear Spagett,

I just can’t find a woman who’s right for me. What can I do?

-Xemnas

To be totally honest, all women are the same. All you need to do is lower your standards, really if you were to start with if they are breathing and move up from there, things will get easier. It probably won’t be anything a couple hours on a stairmaster can’t fix.

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