Spagett Posted:

Well, most gay people, from what I could tell from watching television, like cats and tropical fish. If you can stage some sort of cage battle between cats and tropical fish and also serve fruity drinks, the gays will flock like buzzards on a dead horse. Then it will be hours of “surprise bumsex” for hours, and I am pretty sure they won’t turn you down. You sound like you might be cute, not like I am interested or anything.

SPAGETT!!!

OH SPAGETT, you’re a GENIUS.

And when the surprise bumsex ends in BREEDING, I’ll scream “SPAGETT” in your honor. Oh TYTYTYTYT!!! XOXOXOXOX (homo)

(EDIT: EXCITED POOR GRAMMAR)