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Spagett

Avatar: 141179 2010-08-11 22:12:34 -0400

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 19 Permanoob

“Asshat”

Recommencer Posted:

Dear Spagett,

I’m totally bummed because all the IRL fabulous persons around me are all closet-case ****ty NSA whores. I can’t find anyone that I would love to share a burial plot with. What should I do?

Sincerely,

Recommencer

Well, most gay people, from what I could tell from watching television, like cats and tropical fish. If you can stage some sort of cage battle between cats and tropical fish and also serve fruity drinks, the gays will flock like buzzards on a dead horse. Then it will be hours of “surprise bumsex” for hours, and I am pretty sure they won’t turn you down. You sound like you might be cute, not like I am interested or anything.

SPAGETT!!!

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