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futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

AntiRules187 Posted:

I’m having trouble pwning threads level 33 and above, so I know I need help.

Here’s my stats:

Ego:2020

Douchebaggery:1289

Offense:54

Defense:96

Luck:34

Frugality:18

Charisma:16

Upkeep:15

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much douchebaggery, honestly the 600 your tumorous kidney provides is more than enough to pwn any forum, so definitely take all the points out of DB and put them into offense

offense is also waaaaaay too low, you might also want to take points out of defense if you put any in, because even without Pink Floyd you should get around 100 just with starter packs, moar files and Earbleeders, which is good enough

also ditch upkeep and put them into offense

looks like you don’t have the Earbleeders yet, get them on Kyoubai, it adds 18 to offense, 12 to defense and 25 to charisma, an awesome deal for only 500,000  

if you can 2 hit a thread, 2000 ego should be enough for most purposes, so the priority right now is to jack up your offense, which really is far too low for your level right now

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