10:00 Peregrine: MercWithMouth: sup falcon4

10:00 Shii: lmao

10:00 Shii: You need a new line

10:00 WoweeZowee: fabulous person: sup?

10:01 duca: Shii: hey what happened earlier when Bauzer came in here? I was getting ready and missed what happaned

10:01 MercWithMouth: Shii: that suggests you didn’t actually laugh.

10:01 xxtaylorxx: Hey guys!

10:01 Shii: duca: He requested to be banned for three months.

10:02 Shii: MercWithMouth: Astute observation, Holmes

10:02 Shii:

10:02 MercWithMouth: xxtaylorxx: *Fist Bump*

10:02 duca: Shii: holy ****? really?

10:02 MercWithMouth: xxtaylorxx: whats up?

10:02 Shii: duca: Yep. He’s banned for three months.

10:02 duca: xxtaylorxx: howdy

10:02 xxtaylorxx: MercWithMouth: *Fist Bump* haha nadda

10:02 duca: Shii: damn. I feel bad now.

10:02 Peregrine: duca: he can appeal the ban whenever tho

10:02 xxtaylorxx: duca: hihi!

10:02 Shii: duca: Yeh, if he wants to come back anytime he just needs to appeal it.

10:03 duca: Shii: lol I never understood that. Why ask to be banned? why not just stop coming to the website?

10:03 duca: xxtaylorxx: how you doing today, eh?

10:03 Shii: Because some folks don’t have that kind of willpower.

10:03 Nick1995: bum wins 1bp? lolno

10:03 duca: I suppose

10:03 MercWithMouth: duca: And he took a look back at what he did after he sobered up.

10:03 duca: Nick1995: male reproductive organ wins you one bp as well

10:04 duca: MercWithMouth: yuppers, he was really really mean to me

10:04 duca: but that doesn’t mean I want him banned

10:05 MercWithMouth: duca: he cost my firm four hundred bucks.

10:05 duca: MercWithMouth: because you wasted your time on a stupid free internet game? right

10:05 xxtaylorxx: duca: Doing good Just got home. Prolly going out in a bit again ^^

10:05 MercWithMouth: duca: it wasn’t just that. i’ll explain later.

10:05 Xylon: MercWithMouth: you have no firm

10:05 duca: xxtaylorxx: big plans for tonight, eh?

10:06 Shii: Xylon: Xylon: Xylon:

10:06 duca: MercWithMouth: it’s a website. A free game. If you seriously did something like that it can of instantly makes you a douchebag dude.

10:06 Shii: Have you played the new SEMC Flamebate Chronicles game?

10:06 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You have a computer desk in the basement adjacent to your peanut bumer fortress and the washing machine

10:06 duca: Xylon: howdy

10:06 xxtaylorxx: duca: mmm, not really. just hanging out

10:06 MercWithMouth: duca: like i said, it’s not what you think. i’ll explain later.

10:06 MercWithMouth: duca: and yes— i’m well aware that it was my screw-up on that basis, too.

10:07 Xylon: MercWithMouth: The only thing about you is your male reproductive organ when you are staring longingly at children

10:07 Xylon: firm

10:07 Xylon: goddamnit IDC

10:07 MercWithMouth: Xylon: Yes, idiot.

10:07 duca: MercWithMouth: lol dude I dunno if you can explain that one. Bauzer is my bud. Xylon is my bud. This game is awesome because it’s uncensored and unmoderated.

10:07 Xylon: stop chopping up my ****ing insults

10:07 elenaratelimit: lol drama

10:07 Shii: I think MercWithMouth is a cool guy eh

10:07 MercWithMouth: Xylon: I understood the joke even with the omission.

10:07 Shii: has a firm and doesnt afraid of anything

10:07 elenaratelimit: THIS IS NOT. A. FLIPPIN. GAME.

10:07 elenaratelimit: BLINDED INRAGE BLINDED INRAGEBLINDEDINRAGE

10:07 Companion Cube31: o

10:07 Shii: elenaratelimit: STOP TAKING THINGS SO LIGHTLY

10:08 Xylon: MercWithMouth: The Internet Is Serious Business, is that what you are saying?

10:08 MercWithMouth: duca: lol. like i said, we can get into the details later if you want.

10:08 duca: elenaratelimit: I’m sowwie

10:08 elenaratelimit: Shii: BLINDED IN RAGE!!!

10:08 elenaratelimit: duca: ok i forgive you

10:08 duca: MercWithMouth: dude seriously, it just seems kind of ridiculous to me is all

10:08 Tesfan: lol sup

10:08 MercWithMouth: Xylon: Hey, Xylon?

10:08 Shii: elenaratelimit: STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS IM NOT KIDDING

10:08 MercWithMouth: Xylon: SHUT UP.

10:08 elenaratelimit: idk what you people are talking about im just all like trollin an **** LOLOLOLAWSFEKNE

10:08 elenaratelimit: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan: Tesfan:

10:08 duca: MercWithMouth: why you telling Xylon to shut up? he be my hero

10:08 MercWithMouth: duca: lol. and that’s exacrtly why we’re gonna drop it until we can talk later.

10:08 Xylon: MercWithMouth: Are you offended?

10:09 Shii: RAWR STOP EVERYONE STOP

10:09 Tesfan: lol is falconfour makin a dope of himself again

10:09 Shii: THIS IS NOT A FREAKIN JOKE

10:09 Tesfan: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit: elenaratelimit:

10:09 Shii: NOT KIDDING GUYS

10:09 MercWithMouth: Xylon: Lol. Mildly irritated. Congratz’.

10:09 Xylon: MercWithMouth: lol

10:09 Xylon: brb phone

10:09 MercWithMouth: Let’s Listen To The Man.

10:10 Shii: I AM THE MAN

10:10 Shii: HARK UPON MY WISDOM CHILLINS

10:10 duca: Shii: *pets shii on the head* calm down boy, it’s okays.. have some bacon *tosses bacon*

10:10 Crinkz: Shii: Ready to test?

10:10 Peregrine: MercWithMouth: BLINDED IN RAGE

10:10 Shii: Oh sweet

10:10 Shii: I LOVE bacon

10:10 Shii: Sure thing Crinkz

10:10 Shii: Hit me with it

10:10 duca: everybody loves bacon

10:10 MercWithMouth: Shii: so, you got like an announcement or soething?

10:10 Shii: Bacon and new SEMC stuffs. Good day imo

10:10 xxtaylorxx: mmm bacon

10:10 MercWithMouth: duca: canadians particularl.y

10:11 Shii: An announcement?

10:11 Shii: YES

10:11 Shii: BACON IS ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WILL NOW BE bumUMING CONTROL

10:11 Shii: RETURN TO DAILY BUSINESS

10:11 duca: BACON BACON BACON BACON BACONBACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

10:11 Shii: </announcement>

10:11 Crinkz: Shii: http://www.mediafire.com/?0quetyowo2j

10:12 Shii: *closes RS* lol

10:12 duca: Shii: *shakes head for him having it open in the first place*

10:12 Shii: Ok, *cracks knuckles* Anything in particular I should focus on Crinkz?

10:12 Crinkz: hmm

10:12 Shii: Make sure Fingerz mom works?

10:12 Crinkz: still dealing 100 damage easily

10:13 Crinkz: Shii: i tested that and she works

10:13 Crinkz: Mainly damage

10:13 Shii: Ok.

10:13 Crinkz: Make sure it’s balanced.

10:13 Shii: Damage from what, everything?

10:13 Shii: Wild jigaboos/lolis/shiis/raepdogs/draginz?

10:13 Crinkz: As well as if you think exp/gold is ok

10:13 MercWithMouth: Shii: RS?

10:13 Crinkz: Yep.

10:13 Crinkz: Damage from

10:13 Crinkz: and damage to

10:13 Shii: *salutes*

10:13 Shii: MercWithMouth: Runescape :3

10:14 Crinkz: whoa

10:14 MercWithMouth: Shii: ah, cool

10:14 Crinkz: steve can do 305 with basic attack

10:14 Shii: I see the meow is still around

10:14 Crinkz: yeah meant to remove that

10:14 MercWithMouth: Shii: you would not even believe the kind of absolute douchebaggery i committed there.

10:14 Shii: Haha.

10:14 Crinkz: K

10:15 Crinkz: Guns need to be nerfed.

10:15 Shii: Ok, just fyi, SEMC just one-hitted the wild fine upstanding member of society after doing 89 damage

10:15 Shii: Are they meant to be that easy

10:15 Crinkz: Yeah.

10:15 Crinkz: I didn’t think i’d be doing 100 damage asy

10:15 Crinkz: They have 50 hp

10:15 Shii: Normal attack did 89, special did 205, that seems fair

10:15 Crinkz: I’m OK with SEMCs damage

10:15 Crinkz: TI’s where I wanted it to be

10:16 Crinkz: Steve is dealing 150s easy tahts bad

10:16 Shii: Steve has low defense though, right

10:16 Shii: Lol, and **** is a mana restorative item correc

10:16 Crinkz: **** and Wet ****.

10:16 Shii: lmfao

10:16 Shii: Jail = game over?

10:16 Shii: Hahaha

10:17 Crinkz: duh

10:17 Crinkz: I love the music though

10:17 Crinkz: “The cops take you to jail”

10:17 Crinkz: “Ohhh taht SEMC”

10:17 Shii: *audience laughs*

10:17 Shii: ...*got taken to jail again*

10:17 Crinkz: whoa

10:17 Xylon: OK back, had to deal with my kid sister

10:17 Crinkz: I forgot to fix the gothzilla battle

10:18 Shii: Uh oh

10:18 Shii: lmao

10:18 Shii: Did he enjoy you

10:18 Crinkz: no

10:18 Crinkz: there is no battle

10:18 Shii: O

10:18 Shii: Hard to get the egg then eh

10:18 Crinkz: just fixed it

10:18 Crinkz: uploading

10:19 Crinkz: im also doing some quick fixes to damage

10:19 Shii: Lol, nice new dialogue for the loli that gives you CS

10:19 Xylon: MercWithMouth: So getting back to what I was saying, it is obvious that you are not Falconfour, he had more maturity and self-control that you do

10:19 Xylon: than*

10:19 Shii: Btw though, you should add a comma after *Runs away, dress flying up…* and also an exclamation point after Tee-hee!

10:20 Shii: Crinkz: And also, I don’t think the enemies are dealing adequate damage. Shii hit SEMC for 0, and the jigaboos always missed

10:20 Crinkz: I like the new Fingerz mom dialog though

10:21 Crinkz: Shii: Hmm, I’ll fix some of this stuff

10:21 MercWithMouth: Xylon: NO **** I’M NOT FALCONFOUR, RETARD!

10:21 Crinkz: I know Fingerz mom dialog is ridden with small typos

10:21 Crinkz: MercWithMouth: you sure are bumhurt like him

10:21 Xylon: MercWithMouth: Yes you prove it with each line, he was more of a man than you are.

10:21 duca: I just made the most awesome ****ing dinner ever!

10:21 Shii: Crinkz: Yeh, currently the enemies are dealing no damage

10:21 duca: What did I miss?

10:21 Shii: At least to semc

10:22 MercWithMouth: Xylon: *facepalm* dude, whatever.

10:22 Crinkz: also looking at the damage SMC does to Shii.

10:22 Crinkz: That’s about the right zone

10:22 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You are so whole heartedly pathetic you are a shining beacon of hope for retards everywhere.

10:22 Crinkz: So that’s where I will be baseing my defense around.

10:22 Shii: yeh, he hit shii for 72 with normal attack

10:23 Xylon: MercWithMouth: I cannot honestly say I have seen someone so full of themselves and **** at the same time.

10:23 Shii: And you said you were already nerfing CS’s guns?

10:23 Shii: MercWithMouth: Just stop taking anything seriously here. if he calls you Falconfour, call him Gothzilla or something.

10:23 MercWithMouth: Xylon: Lol. Sorry, Xylon. I’m just not in the mood for RP trolling atm.

10:23 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You lack even the most basic of human decency and intelligent, I am beginning to think that you are nothing more than a highly functioning primate of some kind.

10:23 Obsolote: what’s up people!

10:23 MercWithMouth: Xylon: Maybe later.

10:23 Obsolote: HEY!

10:23 Xylon: MercWithMouth: I don’t RP, I really do find you to be this pathetic.

10:23 Obsolote: sup

10:24 Shii: Haha, humans basically are just that, highly functioning primates.

10:24 duca: Obsolote: howdy

10:24 Obsolote: due

10:24 Obsolote: dude

10:24 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: Welcome! http://www.filesavr.com/welcometoforumwarz

10:24 Obsolote: Im so fukin bored

10:24 Xylon: MercWithMouth: If I were even to wake up and find myself acting in a manner such as yourself I would slice my throat from ear to ear

10:24 Obsolote: ._.

10:25 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You have to be, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst moralfabulous person I have ever run across.

10:25 MercWithMouth: Xylon: This is you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEugtOiasB4&feature=channel_page

10:25 Crinkz: Shii: I’m nerfing gun damage yes

10:25 Shii: Crinkz: Raepdog is doing 0 damage to either party member as well

10:25 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: lol. if you’re still bored, relax. the link is genuine.

10:25 Shii: So far I have yet to find an enemy that is dealing damage

10:25 Obsolote: kk

10:25 Crinkz: I raised all of their attacks by 30-40

10:26 Shii: Ok

10:26 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You are thrashing about in the water, yet somehow you are surprised by how many sharks wish to feed on you

10:26 Obsolote: FCUK THIS!!!!

10:26 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: what?

10:26 Obsolote: WAT DA HEL IS DIS?

10:26 Crinkz: Shii: hurry and get to fingerz mom so I canfix some quick grammar and typos

10:26 Shii: I got caught by like 8 random encounters

10:26 Obsolote: dental plan! lisa needs some braces]

10:26 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You make Bauzer look like a sane, well rounded, individual.

10:26 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: It’s an obnoxious JPG file that has been gloating around the web.

10:26 Crinkz: yeaah

10:26 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: NOT THAT.

10:26 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: That was just for Xylon.

10:27 Crinkz: guns have 40 amore attack than swords

10:27 Crinkz: at the start

10:27 Obsolote: Aw I thought it wa me

10:27 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: Because he was becoming annoying.

10:27 Shii: Hyphen between annoying-bum

10:27 Crinkz: Nerfed guns to 40 attack

10:27 Crinkz: Guns are meant to be strong early on

10:27 Crinkz: But get less later on

10:27 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: http://www.filesavr.com/welcometoforumwarz This was for you.

10:27 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: It’s even more tasteles..

10:27 Obsolote: kk

10:27 Shii: Period instead of comma after the first BAAWWWWWWWWing, and then “havEn’t”

10:27 Xylon: MercWithMouth: First rule of IDC never click a link, did you really think I was going to follow anything you posted?

10:28 Shii: lmao@refused to **** AAHZ hahaha

10:28 Obsolote: www.infoslash.com peopl!

10:28 duca: Shii: o_O

10:28 Xylon: MercWithMouth: You are still new to this so I will put it in terms you primate brain can understand: Me Xylon Me Alpha, You **** You walking ****

10:29 Shii: duca: Don’t ask

10:29 SpaghettiMonster: o_O

10:29 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: that seems less enthralling.

10:29 Shii: Crinkz: Are you getting these?

10:29 Crinkz: Shii: yep

10:29 Crinkz: Makeing edits

10:29 SpaghettiMonster: how are my delicious subjects doing this evening

10:29 Xylon: MercWithMouth: If you are what you eat, does that make you a 3 year old girl?

10:29 Obsolote: what day is today?

10:29 Shii: Ok, then after “help me out and get the egg back, AND I will give you Fingerz in return.”

10:29 Shii: Needs the ‘and’

10:30 Obsolote: hey ppl! what day is today in yours?

10:30 Shii: What does the erection do, Crinkz?

10:30 Companion Cube31: Obsolote: March 16

10:30 Xylon: Moving on, back to my movie.

10:30 Crinkz: Yeah, I will need to break it into 2 dialogs then.

10:30 Crinkz: Shii: Just for a laugh or two

10:30 Shii: You get one after the loli and then Fingerz panties

10:30 Obsolote: Companion Cube31: odd mine is 15?

10:30 Shii: Oh, ok

10:30 Crinkz: I may make it do something i dunno

10:30 duca: damn it payroll cut off is tomorow

10:31 duca: MOTHER ****ING PAYROLL

10:31 duca: I hate payroll

10:31 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: Ides of March. Careful… here comes Brutus.

10:31 Crinkz: Ohh I know

10:31 Companion Cube31: Obsolote: My bad i meant 14

10:31 Crinkz: I may make it restore your hp to full

10:31 Shii: Since she doesn’t sell booze anymore

10:31 Obsolote: Companion Cube31: ah kk but still is odd mine is now 15 wat country do you live?

10:32 Crinkz: Shii: I’m makeing a seperate shop.

10:32 Companion Cube31: Obsolote: U.S.

10:32 Shii: Crinkz: Ah, ok. Where is it?

10:32 Shii: In one of the little houses?

10:32 Crinkz: Don’t have it made.

10:32 MercWithMouth: duca: um, why would you hate payroll?

10:32 Crinkz: makeing that now I guess

10:32 Obsolote: Companion Cube31: Im in Asia

10:32 Shii: lmao

10:33 Shii: Yeh, Gothzilla isn’t there

10:33 Shii: Funny how the event still works

10:33 Obsolote: this game is now spreading in the web

10:33 Companion Cube31: Obsolote: interesting

10:33 duca: MercWithMouth: really stupid ****ing complicated spreadsheet that makes no ****ing sense because it’s actually for three different companies that share employees. And I had PDFing timesheets.

10:33 duca: *hate PDFing

10:33 Obsolote: so ****in bored so I try this game out

10:33 Shii: Crinkz: Ok, so, I don’t think I can progress since I can’t kill Gothzilla

10:33 Shii: Should I wait for the re-host

10:33 MercWithMouth: duca: lol. give me a ring tommorow when it’s in front of you. i might eb able to to help:

10:34 Obsolote: Still why I am SO ****in BORED!

10:34 MercWithMouth: duca: automate a script possibly.

10:34 duca: MercWithMouth: lol I can do it fine, and since I work for an accountant there is no shortage of people I could ask for help. It’s just a **** to do.

10:34 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: Lol. Alright, bored guy, what country are you in?

10:34 Obsolote: MercWithMouth: Philippines

10:35 Shii: Oh, cool.

10:35 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: Then hold on to your seat.

10:35 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: This. Will. Be.

10:35 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: GOOD.

10:35 Shii: *edge of seat*

10:35 Obsolote: MercWithMouth: waht?

10:35 Obsolote: AM I JUST GOING TO WASTE MY TIMW TO FAP!!

10:36 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV7NbWdy2iM

10:36 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: EAT UP BOY

10:36 Obsolote: another 24 hours for another forum to visit

10:37 Obsolote: oh, the prison ppls!

10:37 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: lol. Am i too late?

10:37 Obsolote: yeah somehow

10:37 Crinkz: Shii: I’m jhsut hrowing together a shop real quick

10:37 Obsolote: YEs ur late with the news

10:38 Shii: Crinkz: Okies

10:38 Shii: Crinkz: I don’t think I can get further without Gothzilla, lemme know when you re-make

10:38 duca: MercWithMouth: that was actually kind of boring

10:38 MercWithMouth: Obsolote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8Q1NnHyi4&feature=channel_page my personal favorite.

10:38 Obsolote: ANYONE HERE OWN A JAPANESE SEX DOLLS?