8:08 Celerysteve: Shii: what about a spade schmuck?

8:08 Shii: lol.

8:08 Crinkz: QUICK

8:08 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Crinkz: yea that rocks

8:08 Nicco: FEATHER YOUR BANGS

8:09 Shii: African male reproductive organ

8:09 Crinkz: SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD IDEA FOR TWO MANA TYPE POTIONS

8:09 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: that adblock part is hilarious

8:09 Shii: African-American Aryan member @male reproductive organ

8:09 Dark-Sama1212: dong

8:09 Shii: aw

8:09 Fortunato: Nicco: zomg

8:09 Nicco: fine upstanding member of societygreat times

8:09 Crinkz: GOGOGOGOG

8:09 Celerysteve: Crinkz: you could have a potion shaped like a Loves yid rod

8:09 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Crinkz: hmmmmmm

8:09 Nicco: and dog diarea

8:09 Crinkz: Nah.

8:09 Crinkz: That doesn’t improve your mana!

8:09 Crinkz: That improves your stamina!

8:09 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: cat ****

8:09 handofg0d: Remember kids. Remember kids. Children kids.

8:09 Fortunato: Nicco: I wanna meet that dad

8:10 Celerysteve: Crinkz: A big cracker schmuck would improve your mana

8:10 Nicco: Fortunato: KIDS WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT ROTTEN MEAT ALL OVER THE PLACES

8:10 Raepdog: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: WHY THE **** DO I HAVE LIGHTENING? ‘nanaraepdog gets you SPECIAL EFFECTS in your STUFF THINGS’ was not supposed to be relesed yet.

8:10 handofg0d: Fortunato: When can I hear your song?

8:10 Fortunato: handofg0d: I want to get it sorta finished by the time I leave

8:10 Crinkz: Raepdog: lol

8:10 Shii: Raepdog: Why do I drop jars of semen?

8:10 Crinkz: I can remove the lightning if you dont like it

8:10 Shii: Some things the world may never know.

8:10 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Raepdog: i dont know but you killed me, it wasnt nice, i was deeply offended and in pain and then dead

8:11 Crinkz: Hmm

8:11 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: it was like ow. then ow..ow. ow.

8:11 Crinkz: I’ll make Jars of Semen recover 200 hp and mp

8:11 Celerysteve: OH THE RPG THING you guys are talking about that

8:11 Shii: lol

8:11 Shii: Yeh, that would be better Crinkz

8:11 Shii: Since the whiskey heals hp too

8:11 Celerysteve: that’s in game forum isnt it

8:12 Shii: Celerysteve: have you played it yet?

8:12 Raepdog: Crinkz: Idk work on important things we can talk raep later.

8:12 Crinkz: hmmm

8:12 Crinkz: Shii: there is smirnoff also

8:12 Celerysteve: Raepdog: Shii: is it good

8:12 Crinkz: I’m going to make Fingerz mom sell Smirnoff for 300

8:12 Shii: Celerysteve: You’re a chicken who eats ****

8:12 Celerysteve: Shii: you mean im in the game

8:12 Shii: lol

8:13 Shii: Do I?

8:13 Crinkz: Celerysteve: You are in the game for a bit

8:13 Shii: bah

8:13 Crinkz: But Fingerz cooks tyou

8:13 Shii: Misread*

8:13 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: if it was more my game it’d be beeer not whiskey

8:13 Shii: Yeh, you’re a party member for a bit CS

8:13 Celerysteve: Crinkz: boo

8:13 Crinkz: Ok, I need some ideas for mana.

8:13 Crinkz: I’ll make mana potions ****

8:13 Celerysteve: Shii: dude I wish I could load my old rpgmaker games on the internet

8:13 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Crinkz: m-tentacles.

8:13 Crinkz: Things that heal both semen of sorts

8:14 Crinkz: and things that heal hp alchohal

8:14 Celerysteve: maybe I should do the comp thing like crinkz

8:14 Shii: The real question is, Is it my regenerative semen? Or do the Shiis just horde semen they find elsewhere

8:14 Shii: lolololo

8:14 Celerysteve: those take forever to make

8:14 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: **** i have an overpowering feeling to go play ff7 lol

8:15 Shii: I remember beating FF7

8:15 Shii: Sickbum game.

8:15 Crinkz: Shii: loolol

8:15 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Shii: ive had 2 sers of master materias and ****

8:15 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sets*

8:15 Shii: Yeh dude, those headhunters on that one island

8:15 Shii: You could grind AP there and get like 320 per fight

8:16 Shii: SEMC, since when have we had so much in common

8:16 Shii: I’m started to get weirded out

8:16 Crinkz: quick

8:16 Shii: Insult me or something, quick

8:16 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Shii: ****

8:16 Crinkz: give me a stronger potion of ****.

8:16 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: hehe

8:16 Shii: Ok. *phew*

8:16 Crinkz: I hae **** as the first mana potion

8:16 Shii: Balance is restored.

8:16 Crinkz: I need a second

8:16 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Crinkz: ****

8:16 Shii: TENTACLE GRAPE

8:16 Crinkz: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: **** is the mana restorer

8:16 Crinkz: fine

8:16 Crinkz: ill just do soft ****

8:17 Shii: lmao

8:17 Shii: Gross.

8:17 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: hey **** wasnt bd i thought

8:17 Shii: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Apparently he disagreed lol

8:17 Crinkz: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ill make **** give you stats

8:18 Crinkz: “Drink the **** of my body to increase your mind”

8:18 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Shii: i wish i could have you a game of magic i got a deck that would totally **** you off

8:18 handofg0d: Fortunato: By the time you leave? as in tonight?

8:18 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Crinkz: haha

8:18 Shii: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Actually dude, there’s a program called Magic workstation I know of that lets you play other online for free

8:19 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i dont really kill people with that deck i just do 20 things per turn so they get all annoyed

8:19 Shii: and they have all the card lists

8:19 Crinkz: tiem for the hardest party

8:19 Crinkz: balanceing defense

8:19 Shii: It’s pretty sweet

8:19 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yeah i tried to play online ages ago but meh

8:20 Shii: Magic Online sucks

8:20 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im not really into the game anymore tho i wouldnt mind a game, if yanno what i mean

8:20 Shii: Yeh.

8:21 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i really miss that one deck, just play and play and play while opponent sits there and twiddles thumbs

8:21 Shii: My Brainfreeze deck is basically like that, except then after playing 2/3 of my deck in one turn you use brainfreeze, which puts 3 cards off their deck for every spell you did that turn

8:21 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: one friend hated that thing so bad, but another one was like dude youre a genius

8:22 duca: we talking magic again?

8:22 Shii: yap

8:22 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sounds nasty

8:22 duca: oh fun!

8:22 Shii: If I draw decently well, it is nasty

8:22 Shii: It’s a little inconsistent for my taste, but I’ve gotten 2nd and 3rd turn wins with it

8:23 duca: I personally can’t stand games like that

8:23 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: oh yeah that blue/black i made had something to do with stacking opponents deck then i’d cast what that spell..foresight or some****

8:23 duca: I like playing I don’t want it to end in two turns

8:23 Shii: That’s Type 1 for you lol

8:23 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: or predict

8:23 Shii: Or just use…oh damn what was it

8:23 Shii: Damn! What’s the card lmao

8:23 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: we all used to just play with whatever cards, like ****, throw a mind twist in there etc who cares

8:23 Shii: Mind Extraction? No. ...urgh.

8:24 Shii: It’s a black card, lets you go through an opponents deck and remove 4 cards of your choice

8:24 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: some ****er just nuked us all with an alpha deck

8:24 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Shii: i think i hearda that one

8:24 Thegenius: Oh my

8:24 Shii: It’s digusting

8:24 Thegenius: Is this some chat

8:24 duca: Thegenius: it’s a chat, yes

8:24 Shii: Sorry, if you’re not a nerd you might wanna stay away

8:25 Thegenius: Quite a nerd indeed.

8:25 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yeah lets stop talking ****in mtg

8:25 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol

8:25 Shii: Play Magic?

8:25 CreepPipe: male reproductive organdong

8:25 Shii: lol

8:25 duca: lol

8:25 Thegenius: MtG is not nerdy, it’s just a plain hbumle.

8:25 Thegenius: Jeez you guys.

8:25 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: CreepPipe: bumwoman's genitals

8:25 Shii: hah. Money pit.

8:25 Thegenius: Shoo on you for claiming that MtG is nerdy.

8:25 CreepPipe: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: pusswat

8:26 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: CreepPipe: i have no reply to that.

8:26 Shii: Thegenius: It’s just that nerds are usually the only ones who play :3

8:26 Thegenius: Self declared nerds

8:26 duca: CreepPipe: guess what? I had an adventure! There were fire trucks and girls vomiting and everything!

8:26 Thegenius: Tsh.

8:26 CreepPipe: duca: Sounds like what I call a date.

8:26 duca: CreepPipe: nope, just a trip to the mall lol

8:27 CreepPipe: lol

8:27 CreepPipe: I haven’t been to the mall since before Christmas.

8:27 CreepPipe: I stay away from those hell holes.

8:27 Shii: I went to the mall like 2 days ago, for the first time since Christmas

8:27 duca: CreepPipe: it’s not really much of a mall. I think there’s like a Zellers, a shoe store, and a couple banks and a Extra Foods

8:28 CreepPipe: I just don’t go somewhere unless I need something from there and I know what I want.

8:28 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: the mall here is 20 starbucks and one shoestore

8:28 CreepPipe: I’m not good at the browsing thing.

8:28 duca: we finally got a Starbucks last year! It’s in Safeway

8:28 Shii: My hometown got it’s first starbucks a couple years ago, inside our first Target store

8:28 Shii: next year, we got our second starbucks

8:28 Shii: In the parking lot of that target

8:28 duca: CreepPipe: I had to buy batteries and usless DVDs at Zellers

8:29 duca: Shii: lol

8:29 CreepPipe: duca: Batteries ehh?

8:29 Peregrine: duca: Where are you?

8:29 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: hahah batteries

8:29 Mommy Raped Me: Sad thing is, I know what Zellers is.

8:29 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

8:29 duca: CreepPipe: yup, needed them for the camera. Damn thing kept turning off. I still have the spares for the vibrator so I’m good on that front.

8:29 FAIL: wb sig

8:29 Mommy Raped Me: I live wya over in the southwest US.

8:29 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: zelllerssss where the lowest price is the lawww™

8:29 duca: Peregrine: Canada

8:29 FAIL: i got a new guitar todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

8:29 Peregrine: duca: ew

8:30 Shii: FAIL: Woot woot

8:30 CreepPipe: FAIL: Neat.

8:30 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FAIL: tanks, and grats

8:30 Shii: Have you played the SEMC Flamebate Chronicles yet?

8:30 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FAIL: acoustic? electric?

8:30 CreepPipe: Shii: I was just playing it a second ago.

8:30 Shii: p awesome eh

8:30 CreepPipe: I ended up screwing a girl under 18 and died.

8:30 duca: Peregrine: what’s wrong with Canada?

8:30 Shii: lol

8:30 Tay Zonday: in canada, milk comes in bags!

8:30 Peregrine: duca: cold

8:30 FAIL: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: http://cachepe.zzounds.com/media/quality,85/brand,zzounds/LPSTAWGH-3c287cc9c77717b7c3e1fe2a7164e956.jpg