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I’m stuck at step 2.

I mean, there are not many big rocks near where this girl lives, and big rocks are really heavy and suspicious, so I can’t just be carrying it.

Where do you get your big rocks Xylon? Are there any big rock delivery services I’m unaware of?

I tried using a home made molotov, but then the corpse got too hot for ****ing, and by the time she got cool she had lost color, and I don’t dig burnt geishas.

Maybe I could pay a homeless guy to carry the stone for me, but then I might catch a glimpse of the hobo’s disgusting dirty male reproductive organ.

Hmm.

Edit: Maybe if I take my strong and hairy brother with me? But that could lead to incest.

Funny you should ask about the rock, so if you are too tiny to carry your own rock you can always carry your own stick