Secondary Stat: Flezz

Attacks:

– Level 2: buy regular poster who starts attacking his own forum (1)

– Level 4: buy professional forumwarrior on Kosher Crazy Careers (10)

– Level 6: buy ads on forum that state that all posters there are unfunny fabulous persons (30)

– Level 9: pay regular posters to post goatse in forum (200)

– Level 11: buy Sentrillion ads related to gay porn and link them to forum (800)

– Level 14: pay forum administrator to take photo of himself eating his own great times (1,500)

– Level 16: pay regular poster to leave forum forever (4,000)

– Level 19: file lawsuit against forum because of copyright infringement (10,000)

– Level 22: pay hitman to kill forum administrator (25,000)

– Level 25: buy forum and ban all posters (100,000)

Equipment: nice cars, good-looking women, expensive watches