The Neckbeard

Secondary Attribute: Body Odor

High frugality, high luck (has rolled many a d20), medium upkeep, Charisma raises as BO decreases. Lower defense and offense. Perhaps lower ego too.

Attacks:

WoW – Neckbeard posts about WoW

Linux – Neckbeard posts a unix/linux command, i.e. “echo $QUOTE | grep “I’m a ‘[Rr]etard” or something ridiculously long

Dungeons and Dragons – Posts about DnD

Rant – Obsessively rants about inconstincies and tiny foibles in movies and (comic) books

Abilities:

*HEADSHOT! – posts something like “m-m-m-m-monster kill” or “TERORISTS WIN!” Boosts some stat.

Equipment:

*Something awful forum upgrade

*Warhammer 3000 collection

*Black Lotus MTG card

*Toy Yoda

*The Clapper —- with mod chips!

*Alien Edition Fleshlight

Items:

Mountain Dew

Cheetos

Cold pizza