Let’s face it, men. Every day, all across the globe, women **** and moan to men incessantly. Incessantly. You can’t get them to stop through reasoning, as reasoning with a woman is like reasoning with a dog (except the dog is more loyal).

Hitting women is an available option: however, most men would like to have their women well-trained; nobody likes cleaning up after a dog ****s on the carpet, if you know what I mean. They’d rather the dog not **** on the carpet. Women are the same way, except with feces, it’s usually shoes.

I propose that all men find 1 day where we can find the time, and ream women (be they untaken or our significant others) in the bumhole. One forced and rough day of rectal ruination will make her think twice about not vacuuming; and if she starts getting catty again (as she’s bound to do) you just eye her bumocks and she’ll give in to male force.

And we’ll finally live in a society that’s not full of effeminate bull****.

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