MC Banhammer Posted:

I’m still seeking pics of you and your lesbian lover(s) getting it on. At least satisfy me before you kill yourself.

I have not the heart to satisfy you in this way, as possession of such pictures would be a crime. I am legally a child, unable to operate at my full potential because of ridiculous laws limiting me despite my emotional depth and intelligence. I believe the term for photographs of this nature is “child pornography”, so I refrain from sharing them with you. Despite your cruelty to me, I wish you no ill will, MC Banhammer, or at least I wish you lack of prison time.

In two weeks current pictures of me will be “legal” to share and possess, though I don’t know that even then I will be able to provide you with them. I am very ugly in my opinion, and at this point I don’t believe I will ever find another woman to share my love with. The world is so cruel and unfair. At least when I die, an angel might want to hold my hand. Log in to see images!