Poseur Posted:

i’ll do it if you take a shirtless picture of yourself for me first

alternatively if you show us some of yo FUNNY bum ****

I don’t take orders from women, so you’re going to have to do what I say for my ****. I PINKY SWEAR that I’ll give you my **** for your pics.

But even so, you know I’m a totall bumhole and you’re craving my praises of your good looks because they mean more than some nice guy who’ll feed you compliments.