****hole was finally gaining a little bit of confidence, and invited another friend over, hoping to repeat his previous success. Late at night ****hole gently slid up to his friend and began licking his ear. His friend woke up and stared blankly at ****hole, and then began beating the **** out of him, screaing ‘What the **** do you think you’re doing, fabulous person!? Huh, you fabulous person, don’t you ever touch me again!’

****hole roled up into a ball and cried, hoping to avoid his punches. But his friend kept hitting and hitting and ****hole was admitted to the hospital in the morning, every bone in his body broken.