Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

I don’t really see a difference between this leaderboard peen and any other peen that nobody who doesn’t have it will ever get.

Barring unusual cirgreat timesstances, nobody who doesn’t have them is going to ever get: Day One, First to the Finish Line, Obey the Permanoob, Vanilla Rush, Vanilla Addict, Code Breaker, E-Pint™ We Broke IDC!, The Artist, Night of the Living Crotched, Dumpster Diver, The June Twenty-Second Incident, Failblazer, Threadconstructr SUPREME, Awesome Sauce™, Quality Unbumurance, Let Them Eat Cake, Pumpkin Krewe, An Extra Quarter, Friend of Bootyhole, Our Personal Army, Census Worker, Baby Bump, Foiled by an bum!, Oranje Pride, or I’ll BINGE to that, Jingjing, Patience My bum, Gambling Addiction, Impressively Pathetic, That’s In-Cred-Ible, and the Season 1 and 2 Dungeon Master, Dominatrix, Submissive, or Gimp peens.

Why don’t we just add 1337 to that list and go on with our lives.

The only real reason to retire that board is if Evil Trout thinks that leaderboard is boring and wants to replace it with something similar that’s less boring.

This.

People need to stop whining. Not everyone is ever going to be able to get every peen. Move on with your lives.