SG94 Posted:

So I was thinking: I am an unfunny and bumhurt fabulous person who masturbates to goatse.

What I want is a boyfuriend that will suck the santorum from my bumhole because I have have no male reproductive organ and want love.

I report people to compensate for the fact that I am the only forumwarz user who has a smaller male reproductive organ than Xylon.

Now if I were you, I wouldn’t waste time reading anything I have to say or reporting anyone else but would instead find something better to do with your time.

And please, when in doubt, please **** my bumhole.

It helps keep the boards full of fabulous personry and unfunny **** so no one will notice how lame I am.

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