Don’t you get tired of telling people to **** off? Lost count of how many ****es you know? Find yourself wondering what, exactly, an “bum-eating woman's genitalsslobberer” is anymore?

Well, you’ve stumbled into the right place, my friend! Because even you can come up with better than the same old boring ****. Experiment! Find your own voice! And learn something useful, all at the same time!

I mean, you don’t want to show your true colors as a cuckolding dog-botherer, do you? If you post something new and interesting, instead of just referring to someone as a fat donkey, people might not think so lowly of your intelligence. I mean, I’m not the one calling you a chicken-fondling toe-sucker…

But come up with some new ****, damnit.