Okay, here it is, the optimal Hacker Build. I’ve also included where to find the moar files Log in to see images!

Book:

I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

Offense +10

PP +50

Glbumes:

Versnatche™ Earbleeders

Max Sexiness +600

Charisma +25

Offense +18

Defense +12

Hardware:

Beast0r High-Speed Cables

Defense +15

Offense +15

Luck +10

(x4)

Dogreat timesent:

INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc

Luck +7

Defense +7

Offense +7

Frugality +7

Charisma +7

Suburban Gangsta Paradise

Audio:

pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).hear

Defense +30

Offense +30

Amish Gone Wilde

Trident Media – Theremin Edition

MY RIFLE IS THIS BIG

Hall of Faded Fame

Obscure Phobia Support Boards

Picture

Blood Spatter Art.xpeg

Max Ego +170

Defense +7

Offense +7

Max Douchebaggery +170

Geronimo! Official Forums

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Where Da Gold At (Map).xpeg

Defense +7

Offense +7

Frugality +7

Charisma +7

Great Firewall Of China

Internet Movie DoucheBags

Suburban Gangsta Paradise

Zombie Armageddon

Suburban Gangsta Paradise

Program:

useless program that only wastes space.exec

Max Ego +130

Defense +6

Offense +6

Cosplay Central

Dolphin Love

Fanfiction Freaks

God Hates Facts

Society For Creative Historical Revisionism

Teen Mommies

Video:

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy

Luck +7

Defense +7

Offense +7

Charisma +7

Max Processing Power +160

Engrish Ressons

Hall of Faded Fame

Home of Male Objectors

From all that, you get 145 offense, congratulations!