Xylon vs INCIT

Xylon sat in his fishnet stockings and pleated leather skirt stroking his small uncirgreat timescised male reproductive organ while submitting **** submissions on INCIT. He pulled a tube of lipstick from his bum and drew a clown smiley on his face while rubbing **** and semen on his hairy chest. At that moment Wolfkin burst into the door with g0t3nks and Bingebot_2015 behind him.

Wolkin pounced Xylon and began licking the **** and semen off of his chest while g0t3nks pulled away Xylon’s keyboard and began rubbing it on his nipples who that he could absorb the epic win that was Xylon. Bingebot began looking under the bed and in the closets for anything he could claim was an illegal account before turning to Xylon and in a moment of pbumion looking at the fat man in drag he produced a boner over a foot long made of liquid metal. Bingebot used his alcoholic firebreath to char Wolfkin and g0t3nks to burning embers before pouncing Xylon and ramming his robotic love appendage deep into the fat **** covered bum of Xylon. Bingebot moved so fast in and out of Xylon that blood shot from his bum as Bingebot released motor oil orgasmic robot ejaculate into Xylon. Bingebot lay on the ground and lapped up the santorum dripping from Xylon’s bum. Xylon grabbed a fridge magnet and attached it to Bingebot’s head rendering him immobile. Xylon washed himself off and made a sandwich then plopped his fat bum down on the liquid metal male reproductive organ and rode it while eating a sandwich and singing La Donna e Mobile. Bingebot exploded into spare parts as Xylon looked around at all the carnage and sodomized aftermath that surrounded him.

Then everyone in INCIT looked on in awe as Xylon won a around of INCIT in which he didnt even submit a poster.

EDIT: minor grammatical tweak