The Forumwarz Competitive ****ing Olympics

“In these trying times of moral and civil unrest I propose that we break into teams and **** each other for the amusement of others who shall reward us with cash and prizes” Robin Ward posted on his twitter. A thread was made in Contests and teams were made. The blue team consisted of Raepdog, Fingerz, FAIL, PatchTheDarkNut, Jalepeno Bootyhole and MyspaceTom. The blue teams gave themselves the nickname “The Felching Queefs”. The red team formed under the banner of “The Fighting Muffhounds”, and consisted of Falconfour, Femline, Xylon and his girlfriend Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society, Scullyangel and Elenaratelimit.

Robin Ward blew his whistle and the first event started. (4-man Fluid Transfer)

The blue team chose four players and started with Fingerz, Raepdog, Jalepeno Bootyhole, and PatchTheDarkNut. Rapedog got down on all fours with his bum in the air as Fingerz pulled away her skirt to show a bush that looked like Buckwheat’s head and released a torrent of period blood from her Arby’s style meat curtains onto Raepdog’s head. Jalepeno Bootyhole shoved 14 bottles of tylenol of Rapedog’s bum and Patch dove headfirst going shoulder deep trying to munch up the drug. JB rammed his male reproductive organ into Patch who had rammed his head into Rapedog who was lapping up the menses Fingerz had poured onto him. Fingerz grabbed Raepdog by the ears and shoved his mbumive head into her gaping bum and grinded his shoulders until blasting him and the rest of team back with a fart that broke the sound barrier.

The red team not to be outdone started with Falconfour, Femline, Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society, and Xylon. Falconfour flew into the air and began raining taco**** onto the others who rolled around in the flying troll**** while Femline used her coarse tongue to lap away at Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society’s clitoris while Xylon fisted Femline and Ducky in the bum. Ducky opened her mouth and Falconfour flew down and dropped his Falcon balls in her mouth. Ducky bit down and swallowed while Falconfour rolled around in his own **** spurting blood from his wound. Ducky spit out his balls and Femline pounced on them while Xylon pounced Falconfour and shoved his tiny but erect male reproductive organ into his left eye leaving him blinded with rage and semen. Femline ****ed Ducky harder and harder with her tail until Ducky squirted a torrent of female great times on the rest of the team before they all stood took a bow and Falconfour flew off into the sky to commit seppuku in the air raining ****, blood, ****, and great times on his team before falling to the ground.

During Round Two (The 2-man Anal Stretch) Fail and MyspaceTom turned to each other as Fail bent over as MST shoved his mbumive hacker male reproductive organ into Fail’s bum pushing and pushing until pulling out and shoving basketball up Fail’s bum grabbing him by the hips and placing on his head as a goatse hat, shoving the ball completely inside.

Elenaratelimit looked at Scullyangel with confusion as Scully pulled out a mbumive paddle and with one mbumive flick of the wrist hit Elena’s bum so hard she momentarily went two dimensional before widening to the point similar to Raepdog’s bum. Scully then pulled away his skirt and revealed a monstrous 19 inch male reproductive organ and rammed it so far into Elena’s bum her eyes bulged ever so slightly before her entire head and torso exploded onto Robin ward along with the tidal wave of scully great times

Robin Ward cried to god and repented of his evil ways for inciting such depravity but God set Robin Ward on fire and condemned him to an eternal punishment of trying to teach 4chan users proper english and grammar.