Ok, I’ve done some more work and produced optimal EQ builds, total UP bonuses, total offense bonuses, and other such things for all clbumes.

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Notes: Prior to this point, I had failed to notice the luck +2 that the ****ing on Firewalls™ Starter Pack provides. I will be adding 8UP to hacker totals to compensate.

I’m also now accounting for the free point of offense that everybody gets.

Optimal Book:

What Do You Call a Democrat at the Bottom of the Ocean?:

* Offense +8

* Defense +8

* Luck +8

16 combined (48UP +8) 8off

Hacker:

I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

* Offense +10

* PP +50

(30up) 10off

UP per clbum:

Camwhore: 224UP

Emokid: 221UP

Hacker: 531UP(* Memoirs subbed for Democrat for PP bonus)

Troll: 380UP

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Optimal .moar files:

INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc:

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

14 combined (42UP+14) 7off

pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).hear:

* Offense +30

* Defense +30

60 combined (180up) 30off

Where Da Gold At (Map).xpeg:

* Defense +7 +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

14 combined (42UP +7) 7off

useless program that only wastes space.exec:

* Ego +130

* Defense +6

* Offense +6

12 combined (36UP) 6off

****.MILF.asian. mammary glands.great timesshot.latina. interracial.anal. girls.dvda:

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

14 combined (42UP+14) 7off

Total: +377UP, +57off

Hacker:

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +160

14 combined (42up+7) 7off

Total .moar+book UP:

Camwhore: 601UP

Emokid: 598UP

Hacker: 901UP(* Replacing **** with Ripro for PP bonus)

Troll: 757UP

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Clbum: Initial+Base+Earbleeder+Book+.moar=

Camwhore: 1+9+18+8+57=93

Emokid: 1+29+0+8+57=95

Hacker: 1+60+18+10+57=146

Troll: 1+10+18+8+57=94

Total*0.07633=Damage bonus

Damage bonus+1=Damage Multiplier

Damage Multiplier*100=Damage as percent of base damage

Camwhore: 93*0.07633=7.09869+1=8.09869= 809.869%

Emokid: 95*0.07633=7.25135+1=8.25135= 825.135%

Hacker: 146*0.07633=11.14418+1=12.14418= 1214.418%

Troll: 94*0.07633=7.17502+1=8.17502= 817.502%

Damage as percent of base damage

Camwhore: 809.869%

Emokid: 825.135%

Hacker: 1214.418%

Troll: 817.502%

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Highest damage output attack cycle:

Camwhore: Fetish pics(225)->Hand Bra(200)->Loop

Average Damage per cycle round: 212.5

Adjusted: 212.5*8.09869= 1721

Emokid: Everybody Hurts(230)->Quoth the Raven(175)->Loop

Average Damage per cycle round: 202.5(*)

Adjusted: 202.5*8.25135=1671(*)

(*Base, not adjusted for bonuses from health loss)

Hacker: ipz(205)->avtr(105)->Recipes(200)/Ophelia(100)/flipr(95)->404(120)->avtr(105)->Recipes(200)/Ophelia(100)/flipr(95)->avtr(105)->Loop

Average Damage per cycle round: 129.0

Adjusted: 129.0*12.14418=1567

Troll: Political Flamebait(350)->Shock Sites(220)->Loop

Average Damage per cycle round: 285

Adjusted: 285*8.17502=2330

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I think it’s worth noting that I have a near-optimal set of offense .moar files (1 offense short), and with almost every UP I have put into offense (10UP on “Skin” tree, 148UP on offense(L51), 7UP on Defense (L4), 9 on Upkeep(L9), and 1 on Luck(L1)) I still only hit for ~2.7k.

I am contemplating creating a Google Doc to make all this easier, and to replace the now-outdated upgrade calculator.