‘First Annual ForumWarz Orgy’:

It was dark and Jalapeno Bootyhole had just gotten home from a long day at work playing Xbox and not scripting a Gamble-Bot 3000 split feature. He got home, and aside his bed stand saw a rose coloured envelope. He looked at it, he knew only one man had the key to his apartment, and in shame stuffed it into his bedside drawer. Inside the nightstand he saw a spiked dildo, red as the envelope, yet sheening and metallic. It was sharp, like a dog comb, and would easily tear up anything it touched. It hurt at first to shove it into his bum, it was red and sensitive to the touch as the skin under your nails, it had been a month since it has last been penetrated in glorious pleasure. As blood began to trickle down his legs he used some of it as lube on his now fully erect male reproductive organ. Slowly but surely after his prostate had burst with enjoyment he was ready to shove the dildo in another place. It had taken months to stretch out his urethra, but the time had come to do so. Pain and pleasure shot down every nerve in his now torn, shredded, and heavily bleeding male reproductive organ. But he was bleeding too much, he began to black out.

The next day he awoke in the hospital. The doctors said his land lady had come in to collect the rent, she had come late knowing he had not money to pay it with, but pleasure. The doctor said they found a note with him. He knew it was time to go. That is how Jalapeno got to the ‘First Annual ForumWarz Orgy’. He walked into the run down convention center, it looked like a motel, smelled like a butcher shop, sounded like farm, and tasted oddly salty.

As he walked in he looked to the left and saw Fran. Fran took up a whole corner of the small room she was in, her size was easily over looked by the disgusting site of her soiled fat flabs. Brown and green **** surrounded her, it had been a week since they had her shipped in, she had not been able to move. Jalapeno saw as six guys pounded into her fat flabs shoving there genitals into her grimey salty folds. Fran was covered in an glistening glaze of semen, ****, drool, and god knows what else. For every man that left her own min-orgy it seemed that two came back. Jalapeno came over to say hi to his friend Fran but quickly projectile vomited his stomach contents and blood (from last night) unto her creating an even more putrid display. Fran, while trying to speak to Jalapeno, quickly slurped up the vomit. Fran does not eat by closing her mouth and swallowing, she lets her head limp to the side and jaw relax smashing her face into whatever food slurping and spattering it everywhere. This is how Jalapeno got his first ‘First Annual ForumWarz Oral-gy’ blow job. His male reproductive organ was shredded, torn, in pieces. Only one person would be such a pig to attempt to blow it. Fran slurped and gagged like an Asian woman eating noodles, and by the time Jalapeno attempted to came his semen shot out all directions like a sprinkler. When he was done Fran did not even seem to notice, like the very special blob she was. As he walked away he noticed Fran had been lobotomized. Basil did one thing right.

He pbumed to the next room. There he saw SG94, crying like he had never seen before. He knew SG94 was a cry baby because she sends duplicate reports like an anal-retentive ****. But as he peaked his head in he saw why she was really crying. Raepdog was behind her and yelled ‘I told you I would **** the **** out of you’. She looked like she was in pain and Jalapeno punched Raepdog in the nose. Thinking he was a big hero, he was shocked to see an enraged SG94, ‘Why are you hitting him?!... Hit me!’. It appeared that the ‘Fist Annual ForumWarz Orgy’ had its share of masochists. He hit SG94 softly as Raepdog regained his position. The ‘First Anal-ual ForumWarz Orgy’ was back on track as Jalapeno kept beating SG94 harder and harder until her face was bloody, bruised, and broken. Raepdog then called in his alts to finish off the job. He showed SG94 how to bake a bukke kake.

Jalapeno pbumed on even more until he saw Xylon. The fat sack of **** appeared to be strung out on some hard core Ice yo. His girlfriend was there and looked in need of a good male reproductive organing. He looked at her as Xylon explained to Jalapeno why his girlfriend would date the aforementioned fat sack of ****. She had a medical condition. Her bum and woman's genitals were switched. Between her cheeks was her woman's genitals, and in front of it was her bumhole. Harder and harder Xylon and Jalapeno ****ed the deformed woman, she kept moaing out in screams that sounded like a dying dog. Harder and harder until both men had finally came. It seemed odd and the men tired thinking the sad woman would never catch up, but then it happened. But to match her deformed genitals, she had a deformed orgasm. Her eyes exploded like that one guy’s testicle on House, the best show ever, a white and yellow liquid like puss spewed forth like a fountain for good minute. Xylon freaked out and shot his once lover immediately. Yet even this crude act of violence did nothing, for the orgasm marched on. Her tongue shot out and erected then too exploding into a puss hose. Her tonsils followed, swelling up to the point were they did not exit out of her mouth but ripped through the sides of her neck before two exploding into puss. Then a great pressure formed in her head before cracking like an egg splitting her scull open. It goes without saying the whole room was covered in puss and the naked bodies of both Xylon and Jalapeno matched suit. Jalapeno asked what to do about the dead body but Xylon just said Simon says **** it. So Xylon pounded his male reproductive organ into the left over brain matter, it had been mashed by the pressure till it resembled something like mashed potatoes. His male reproductive organ was red and inflamed from blood and his ‘cold soars’ and covered in the frothy white puss, it looked like an ice creme Sunday, so of course Jalapeno bit down on his male reproductive organ not thinking. He caught the fat person virus from ****ing Xylon’s Girlfriend. Xylon pbumed out at his castration, and Jalapeno left.

He back tracked and went back to the room with Raepdog. He saw Raepdog, Raepdog1988, GS49, and SG94 all in one ****ed up coke driven orgy. Raepdog had managed to **** the **** out of SG94, showing a nice foreign heathen just looking for some love. But it was not about love. It was not about pleasure. It was about power. Raepdog tied SG94 up, she could not move. Raepdog shoved his 12’’ male reproductive organ down her throat, relentlessly shoving it deeper and deeper . By the time he came she was choking and gagging. She screamed out no more but Raepdog was ready for another go. Do not worry, this was all planned. The safe word was ‘**** Me Harder’.

Jalapeno was dazed by all of this. His male reproductive organ was now nothing more than a string of flesh hanging from his groin. Fran looked like Jabba the Hut got sent through a Krispie Kreme donut maker. Raepdog had banished SG94 from being a **** but had imprisoned her in his net of power and control. Xylon had fixed his girlfriends sexual issues, but had ended up killing her in the process. Raepdog once again gave a girl’s life quality, then ruined it. It had been an odd day.

Thankful it was a three day convention!

The next day Jalapeno limped back into the convention. He went to one of the far back rooms. It was locked, thankfully his banaxe could smash through the lock. He wondered why on earth would anyone lock the door? Who could be ashamed when Fran was ****ing her own ****. It was Fingerz. Fingerz has a very large black gentleman with her, which was odd for someone of such racist nature. When Jalapeno looked he saw the man pounding her from behind, and when he looked more he saw a tattoo above her woman's genitals ‘Whites Only’. The man looked like he had a horse male reproductive organ transplant, by god, his male reproductive organ was 14’’ long and as thick as a soda can. She screamed out in pain, but she was compelled to partake in this hidden delight. Longer and longer she went until the man let out with the force of a cannon leaving her loose, droopy, and ashamed. Then after ‘Elephant Dong’ was finished out from the adjacent room can FalCon with a bottle of Grey Goose. He walked up to Fingerz and told her he would show her hot to lead a real klan. He, in goatse like grace, managed to her the whole bottle up Fingerz’ now trashed can sized bumhole. He then said in clbumic tone ‘Suck my male reproductive organ Log in to see images!onraul:’ and she obliged. The site of Fingerz now ripped, loose, stretched and repulsive bumhole drove Jalapeno away.

Next… More to come, maybe, idk if I get some good feedback there could be weekly installments.