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Torian

Avatar: 147045 Sat Feb 28 03:17:08 -0500 2009

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Torian Posted:

How the **** do I win 3GP easily you ask?

Simple ****es, all you needa do is write a short sex scene between two NPCs of FW, or between two members. Orientation doesnt count. I’ll be judging the story on these guidelines:

How funny it is- Sex doesnt always have to be this serious thing where you’re out then back in. Try slipping some comedy into it. Sometimes laughter can make sex much more enjoyable..sometimes not, depending if you’re Xylon or not.

How visual it is- Details details details. Instead of saying “my small bum” you could elabourate on that and say “My tight, pink, pulsating bum” to create a much more visual, yet disgusting image for the reader.

How disgusting it is (also visual)- Make my minds eye see **** that’ll make me queasy, guru, whatever you want.

There is no limit to how long your story is. The deadline is 11:00pm next week Friday so be sure to tweak your submissions as much as possible before then. You dont need to add all the elements that I’ll be judging, that wont affect its overall score so write however you wish. Anything ripped from the net will be lol’d at and disqualified.

Good luck to all and to all a GTFO!

I’ll just leave this here..

Thanks Tub Log in to see images! Torian edited this message on 02/27/2009 11:41PM

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