Forumwarz: Repercussions of Evil

Insert Namehere waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were threadss in the flamebate. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Insert was a Forumwarz player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the flamebate and he said to dad “I want to post on the threads daddy.”

Dad said “No! You will BE FLAME BY TROLLS”

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the flamebate base of the UAC he knew there were threads.

“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must post in the threads!”

So Insert gotted his palsma keybord and blew up the wall.

“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the threads

“I will shoot at him” said the cyberthread and he fired the rocket missiles. Insert plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

“No! I must post in the threads” he shouted

The radio said “No, Insert. You are the threads”

And then Insert was a zombie.

Adapted from “DOOM: Repercussions of Evil”, Peter Chimaera 2002