That or give trolls offense bonuses based on how high their douchebaggery is, percentage-wise. If the douchbag stat is high, offense gets buffed and they do more damage. The trade-off being that most trolls don’t seem to have that high of a douchbaggery stat, meaning that with the losses to it from attacking, they lose the offensive bonus quickly.

I dunno though, I might be too close to the Emo Kid gimmick for the admins to want to use it.