Welcome to the head quarters of Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. Our well-conducted society aims to rapidly establish itself as a vital part of the multifarious Forumwarz community. We unite the radical and the integrative, the illustrious and the down-to-earth, the pbumionate and the moderate – we are ordinary yet elite. Actually, we are simply awesome. And we’re incorrigible alcoholics.

If you consider becoming a Grey Goose Mafioso, feel free to apply by sending a Tubmail to Capo FalCoN after having read GGM’s membership requirements. Our dedicated Consiglieri Adapt and Fortunato also accept applications.

Fictional Bible Quote of the Month:

”I saw that there is not enough win amongst the world I created. So God doth lay down upon the earth a

glbum bottle and he said, Let this be the first and everlasting covenant of your Lord, this bottle is

sacred and shall never be broken as long as you thrust your faith into it. If doth respect and honor

thy god you shall bestowed with bottemless tides of alcoholic beverage of the finest variety. This fedora

I bestow to you must lay upon on the bottle, else it will spoil, and I shall thrust you into eternal suffering.

This is your creed.

– Genesis 11:06

GGM mammary glands of the Month:

Membership Requirements:

– playing actively

– enabled public profile

– level 25+

– finished Episode 2

– meeting at least two of the following requirements:

* more than 5 Domination medals

* a forumbuildr score of 5 or higher

* more than 50 INCIT wins

* an E-Peen Length of over 9.00”

* owning at least three characters

– not being an idiot

– regularly checking the klan forum and actively participating in klan activities

– following the GGM Corporate Policy and GGM Omertà

Consider these membership requirements to be non-binding guidelines. We reserve ourselves the right to accept or reject application disregard of them. The most important aspect is activity – members who don’t integrate into the klan are being removed. Having them necessary in order to guarantee the best-possible klan experience for everyone involved. Furthermore, they make sure that Grey Goose Mafiosi Inc. consistently keeps its high standards without having to monitor everybody’s activities. We intend to be competitive, we strive for excellence. However, this klan is not limited to a certain kind of players: If you meet our requirements, we are looking forward to welcome you with open arms.

Exceptions can be made if you can provide valid reasons. Valid reasons include evidentially being a hot chick.

Klan Objectives:

– being a decent klan

– regularly organizing klan raids

– defeating Ricket and his Board of Directors in Domination

– destroying the klan 7 Vibrating Doldoes

– topping the Most Flezz Leaderboard

– actively contributing to forumbuildr, INCIT and, of course, Flamebate

– being a klan in which cool guys interact with hot chicks

– pre-eminently having as much fun as possible!

We are not just another Domination klan, we are not just another moronic stakeholder group – we are the incarnation of the term “klan”. And no matter how hard you try: You can’t stop us! Sorry, you really can’t. Don’t even try. Well, maybe you could stop us somehow, but it’s just not worth it.

Recent Achievements:

– 01/30/2009: #1 in the Largest Klans Leaderboard

– 01/29/2009: Destroying the old 7 Vibrating Doldoes

– 01/13/2009: Turning TUBSWEETIE into an amazingly cool guy

– 12/21/2008: Making Fingerz bumhurt

– 12/13/2008: #1 in the Most Flezz Leaderboard

– 12/11/2008: Creation of Grey Goose Mafiosi

Klan E-Peen™

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Lowest Standards

This Klan topped the Largest Klans Leaderboard.

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Moneyfabulous persons

This Klan topped the Most Flezz Leaderboard.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.