I’ve been playing this ‘game’ for a while now. I finished episode 1, bought episode 2 and finished that too. YAY for me.

But after finishing episode 2, the question is: what will you do next?

You are encouraged to get the biggest e-peen/best .moar files/most flezz, yet it is quite frustrating that this is just im-****ing-possible.

The people currently dominating the leaderboards are so far ahead that there is simply no way for a semi-beginner like me to ever begin to attempt to top it. New e-peens are always added, yet the leaderboard toppers will go for it as well, thus maintaining their top positions.

Special e-peen quest? Nice idea, but the ridiculous conditions (5 forumvisits and only the first 25 people) make it almost impossible to obtain, and leaves the people who weren’t there the minute it went up to bid on it at Kyoubai…for millions of flezz which only a few people have…the leader board toppers…

Now my idea would be to make all e-peen auctionable. The easy to obtain ones cheaper of course (4 forums in a row/solving trapped in the cupboard etc.) and the rare ones more expensive.

This way we can all strive to complete our collection and people with rare e-peens can choose whether to sell them and go for the flezz-leaderboard e-peen (and then collecting the ones they sold back).

You can add a (bought) tag if someone bought the e-peen, so there will be no confusion of what this player has actually accomplished.

This way people who haven’t been here for the entire year might not be discouraged by seeing that many e-peens are no longer obtainable, people who manage to either get lucky or achieve something special can make some more flezz, and it will keep things fair.

I posted this in ‘whiny ****es’ so there is no point in pointing out to me that I am in fact just that.