Just be an atheist. Basically, you are an atheist, but you still need religion as a crutch…? Dude, c’mon. At least tell me your only in this for the goth woman's genitals.

And more Christlike than Christ or whatever is a load of ****. You place your own desires above universal love (which is just thrown in there to make it sound pretty). It’s like “Hey, be a good guy and help little old ladies cross the street and kiss babies on the forehead and wrap puppies up in little pink ribbons — unless of course you don’t feel like it and you’d rather go murder somebody. It’s not a moral code if you’re not obligated to follow it. You might as well just belong to the church of facepalmism.