In Heaven:

The cooks are French,

The policemen are English,

The mechanics are German,

The lovers are Italian,

The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,

The policemen are German,

The mechanics are French,

The lovers are Swiss,

The bankers are Italian.

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And now some nerdy Physical Anthropology jokes.

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Why are there skunks in North America?

It’s the survival of Mephitis

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How do you sex a skull/innominate?

In private.

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Now a history nerd joke (and reputed anecdote)!

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A friend who had recently believed he had talked Oscar Wilde out of homosexuality called on him at a hotel where he was staying, only to find him in bed with the bell-hop.

The friend exclaimed to Wilde “I thought you had turned over a new leaf!”

To which Wilde replied “I will, as soon as I get to the bottom of this paige.”