Three men are exiting the bathroom one after another (and surprisingly, not after soliciting eachother for gay sex, but that’s for political jokes that are hilariously unfunny).

The first gentlemen washes his hands, then uses all but one of the paper towels in the bathroom to dry his hands. He turns to the others and says, “I’m a doctor, so I was trained to use everything available to me in order to get my job done.”

The second gentleman washes his hands, then uses the remaining paper towel and says, “Well, that’s ok, because I’m a coder. I’m used to getting the job done using the least amount of resources possible.”

The third gentleman looks at the first two and then shrugs before walking out, saying, “I’m a school teacher. I was taught to not pee on my hands when I use the bathroom.”

Also, anything by Brian Regan. And surprisingly, a lot of things by Daniel Tosh.