Warning! Tasteless and mostly racist jokes to follow!
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So, there’s a cowboy, an indian and a fine upstanding member of society sitting around a campfire. The indian gets a sad look on his face and says, ‘Once we were many, but now we are few.’ The cowboy just grins at the remark. The fine upstanding member of society gets an even bigger grin and says, ‘Once we were few, but now we are many!’ The cowboy chuckles and replies, ‘Yeah, but we ain’t played cowboys and fine upstanding member of societys yet!’
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What do you call a black President of the United States? fine upstanding member of society. What, did you think he’s special?
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What do you call a cracker that goes to heaven and gets his wings? An angel. What do you call a fine upstanding member of society that goes to heaven and gets his wings? A bat.
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What’s wrong with four fine upstanding member of societys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? A Cadillac seats five.
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What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven
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Two men walk into a bar. The third ducks.
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What do you get whenever four baptists get together? A fifth.
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Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill.
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How many normal people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
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What do you call a normal person? Whatever his name is.