Rapid fire

A man walks into a bar and says ow.

If up is down and down is up and left is right and right is left then WHERE IS WALDO!?!?!?!

Eschew Obferication. (Avoid using large words)

Once there was a man who studied to be a doctor. He studied so well that he quickly graduated and decided to open up a clinic. He put a sign up that said “If we can’t solve your problem then we’ll give you $5,000”. Many people tried to get the $5,000, but non succeed. One day, a man said that he was gonna get it. He asked his friend to borrow $1,000 and that he’d pay him back $3,000. So he went to the clinic and said. “Doctor, I can’t taste anything please help me!” So the doctor told his nurse, “Give me jar #14”. He put a spoonful in the man’s mouth and he shouted, “What The Hell, THIS IS DISGUSTING!”. The doctor told him, “See, you can taste”. So the man, angry, went back to his friend the next day and asked to borrow $1,000 and he’d pay him back $5,000. So he went to the clinic and said, “Doc I can’t remember anything!”. So the doctor said told his nurse, “Bring me jar #14”. The man jumped up and shouted, “NO, NOT AGAIN!!!”