A man is sitting at a bar and notices a pretty blonde sitting a few stools down. He picks up his beer, heads over and says, “Would you like to try my beer? It’s magic beer.”

The blonde looks at him like he’s an idiot. “No such thing.”

“Is so. It’s magic beer, I’ll prove it.” The man takes a sip of the beer, then runs, jumps out the window, flies around the building, comes back and says, “See? Magic beer.”

The blonde is extremely surprised, but still skeptical. “It just can’t be. There’s no such thing as magic beer.”

“I’ll show you again.” The man takes another sip, jumps out the window, flies around the building, comes back and says, “See? I TOLD you, it’s magic beer!”

The blonde is finally convinced, and says, “Alright, let me try that.” She takes a sip, jumps out the window, and plummets forty stories to her death.

The bartender comes over and says, ”You’re a mean drunk, Superman.”