I know this is not clean, but posting anyway.

There once were two priests, father male reproductive organ and father Ray.

One day after a very long mbum, the two priests decided to hit the showers, halfway through there showers the priests realized that there was no soap.

So, father Ray says to Father male reproductive organ “I have extra soap in my room, I’ll go get some”.

So he leaves to fetch the soap and doesn’t bother to get dressed becuase who would still be in the church at such a late hour? So he comes back from his room with two bars of soap and is walking down the hall when suddenly he hears voices coming around the corner, so with his quick thinking he froze to the wall, stiff as a statue.

The voices turned out to be that of three nuns, who, when saw him standing there like a statue stopped to look at and admire him complimenting at how realistic he looks and what a nice body he has.

When suddenly one of the nuns reaches out and grabbed his male reproductive organ.

Startled, he dropped a bar of soap, with this the nun said “Oh look, a soap dispencer”, wanting to test the first nuns theory the second nun reaches out and also grabs his male reproductive organ, again he drops a bar of soap.

With this the nun says “Yes it’s true, it is a soap dispencer”.

Wanting to get her share of soap and excitement too, the third nun reaches out and grabs his male reproductive organ.

But nothing happended for he was all out of soap, so she goes on yanking and pulling his male reproductive organ for the next few minutes until, to her delight, she squeals “Oh! Look, handcream!”

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Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

“Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?” Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty! !” Exclaimed Katie.

“Correct.” Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up “Who created Heaven and Earth?” Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil “Jesus Christ almighty!” she exclaims.

“Correct again.” Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil again, and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!”