Thanks Sneaky27, was waiting for someone else to crack a Helen Keller joke, now I can use some sexist ones Log in to see images!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She answered the iron.

How’d she burn it again? They called back.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman.

A woman was walking home from the grocer when she was hit by a car, who’s fault was it? The womans, she shouldn’t have left the kitchen.

A woman went outside to collect the mail, and she was hit by a car, who’s fault was it? The womans, she shouldn’t have left the kitchen.

The husband was driving and he hit the woman, who’s fault was it? The husbands, he shouldn’t have been driving in the kitchen.