Miss Prince Posted:

Uh, so this scientist figures out that there’s a breed of dolphin that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls. So one day he runs out of seagulls and has to head out to the cliffs to capture some more. He goes out, catches the seagulls and starts to head home, when he turns the corner and finds a pride of lions smack dab in his path. He’s terrified, but the lions are all asleep, so he carefully tries to tiptoe over them…

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN he is arrested — for transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

*faceplant*

Hooray for horribly complicated puns?

I admit, I laughed.