zagerblag Posted:

@BigBadBill: Get a Prosthetic Finger Implant, ditch the video cards, and get 4 Haxt0r HXX 50TB Hard Drives. You might want Memoirs of a Hacker Hero, which gives slightly more Offense than What Do You Call a Democrat.

EDIT: I accidentally submitted this while I was still writing it. Fixed now.

I had a finger implant. I was the most expensive piece of equipment to repair. Since I could pwn HFF easily without it, I haven’t had it equipped for some time. I think I finally sold it back yesterday, I’ll never buy another one unless I really, really need the PP.

As for the other suggestions, they would help but really, it wouldn’t be that big of a difference. I can easily do the forums I want with the gear I have, so I’m not going to get an bumload of expensive stuff that will wind up costing more than I make. I was just showing you the difference between a hacker and a troll.

Oh, and I have 4 polka dot boxes. I just don’t bother to equip them for the rollover when I’m only pwning 1 forum.