dupersude Posted:

BM: Remember last night when I told you my haul, you thought it was good and I thought it was ****?

This is my view of a good haul (last nights was about 50k)

Price Quantity Total

Tomato Soup Can 5 1 5

Chinese Takeaway 1 1 1

Venus de Milo 40,500 1 40,500

Marble 1 1 1

****in’ Pimp Hat 21,937 1 21,937

The Pleasure Bag™ 33,750 1 33,750

Motherboard 1,012 1 1,012

McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™ 202 2 404

Bicycle 337 2 674

Empty Gas Pump 101 1 101

Expired Ground Pork 16 2 32

Children’s Playhouse Kit 67 1 67

Fish Head 33 1 33

Toy Eyeball 2 1 2

Human Skull 20 1 20

Approxim-o™ Knife 8 1 8

#1 Dad Mug 32,062 1 32,062

Total: 130,609Log in to see images!

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forumwarz Posted:

Product Unit Cost Quantity Total

Toy Eyeball 2 1 2

Deed to Indian Burial Ground 2,025 1 2,025

“Magic” Mushroom 13 1 13

Retro Calendar 4 2 8

Tomato Soup Can 5 1 5

Children’s Playhouse Kit 67 6 402

Venus de Milo 40,500 6 243,000

Approxim-o™ Knife 8 2 16

The Italian 39,082 2 78,164

McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™ 202 6 1,212

Motherboard 1,012 4 4,048

Human Skull 20 2 40

Bicycle 337 12 4,044

Vinyl Record 4 1 4

Genuine Asimov™ OS IX 56 2 112

Branding Iron 35,716 1 35,716

Anvil 27 5 135

Marble 1 4 4

Expired Ground Pork 16 2 32

Laundry Cat 38,070 3 114,210

Rusty Old Kettle 7 1 7

Empty Gas Pump 101 7 707

Ironic Egg Timer 3 1 3

Abandoned Tire 14 1 14

The Color Orange 37,125 3 111,375

Chinese Takeaway 1 3 3

Seasonal Centerpiece 7,627 1 7,627

Tome of Blasphemous Horrors 22,376 1 22,376

Dishwashing Brush 2 1 2

Electric Transportation Device 3,037 2 6,074

Fish Head 33 5 165

Total: 631,545

@_@ I wonder how many days of junk I forgot to sell. 3 or 4 is my guess.