generichaxor Posted:

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng…. lonnng jacket

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I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

And at the city bank we will meet accidentally

We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest

She wants a car that will get her there

She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen

She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron