*What do you call a black with a peg leg?

**** on a stick.

*Why do black people smell bad?

So the blind people can hate them too.

*What’s the difference between a black person, a pizza, and a bench?

The pizza can feed a whole family, and a bench can support a whole family.

*Two black people were in a car, who was driving?

Police.

*14 blacks and one white were in prison. Who was the white person?

The warden.

*Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones?

They have not evolved from monkeys yet.

*Why isn’t there any blacks in the Jetsons?

The future is perfect!