The Unknown Comic Posted:

Hey, Short Fun-Size of Sexy Doom you’re just in time!

Just in time to make Forumwarz EVEN ****TIER!

But seriously, I’d love to hear more about your boyfriend and how he bugs.

You know, because sometimes I forget why I’m about to kill myself and I need to go scrambling for another reason!

Judging by your name and your pictures I bet you think yourself a pretty quirky girl. Maybe a little hipster sensibility, a dash of attitude.

How long did it take for VaguelyAlternativeChick.com to ship out your personality?

But seriously, you seem great.

You’d actually be great if you just left now though.

I’d change the username if it wasn’t for the fact that my current boyfriend made the account for me.