Judging by those metacritic scores, the PS3 may have a number of decent games but the Wii’s top 3 games have much better scores. Besides I can name plenty of other Wii games that certainly deserve scores in the 80s as well.

Also you have to be smoking some bad weed if you think Sunshine was better than Galaxy. Obviously neither one of them compares to how fantastic 64 was, but Galaxy was still pretty damn awesome and it certainly kicks the **** out of that ****ing water gun game.

And did you seriously say DS titles are still nothing but touch screen gimmicks? I believe that fad of abusing the touch screen died just a few months after the DS came out, and there’s certainly no lack of AAA titles now.

Anyway, another thing worth bringing up is the Virtual Console. It’s nice to see a bunch of great clbumics available again through this, but the slow trickle of releases is such an incredibly douchebaggy move and seems to illustrate that Nintendo just doesn’t care about what we want – how much does it cost them to just put out all the games they own the rights to and be done with it? Nintendo Power runs a poll every month asking what games people want released on the VC. And every single month since the Wii’s release, Earthbound was the number one most requested game. So… what the hell is stopping them from releaing it? Instead, the VC ends up being just like the disc lineup: 99% shovelware.

Satoru Iwata is the world’s most skilled troll, I tell you.