Man, I wish I had taken that bloke seriously. Him and his rectum scanner ( http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/43798/ ) might have saved me from that horrible sight. I didn’t think it could happen to me you know. Just to guys on the internet. Not real people.

But man, after fourty two burritos and all night drinking binge… well, what I left behind in the toilet was kind of shocking ( http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/43786-definitely-not-a-shock-image-ogle ). I tried to wash off..it’s hard to get it all off you and all.

But well, when I was rinsing…that’s when I noticed it… right in the bathtub. http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/47963 Here. I took a picture. Maybe it’ll be of some use to you all.

I could really use the surgery money after that.